Stop stalking me
They say breaking up is never easy, but you can stop stalking me now. Thank you.
Get out of my life Ivan!
Which part of “get out of my life” don’t you understand? Or you maybe suddenly became deaf! You keep calling me or leaving messages on the answering machine. You keep sending me messages! How many times do I have to say you: stop doing that! Get a life! And leave mine alone! As I recall, I broke up with you! That means leave me alone, don’t call me anymore, email me, and, for God’s sake, don’t show up at the same bars or clubs that I usually go to! You didn’t like those clubs anyway! Or you have a problem with your memory too?
Stop acting like a wimp Ivan!
You keep telling me we have to talk about the situation. There’s nothing to talk about! When it’s over, it’s over! Have some dignity, damn it, you’re a man! So act like one! Try living your life, make new friends, and find a new girlfriend. And here’s a tip: if you want a relationship to last, please, don’t make the same mistakes twice. At least try learning something from our experience; you will be doing yourself a favor. You keep telling me you can change; you can learn to be more focused and ambitious when it comes to doing your job. Please, give me a break! The fact that you’ve changed 20 jobs in three years doesn’t ring a bell? Be a grownup and try to support yourself! Lying about your situation will bring an end to any relationship, not just this one!
You blew it up! Face it: you’re nothing but a pathetic looser and a pathological liar! But you’re only lying to yourself!

I’m sorry baby. Now can I have your new phone number? For some reason I keep getting disconnected.
Don’t worry about it, I’ll get it from you at the club tonight. I’m working on a new dance move you’ll just love. It’s called the “Blogger Ex-getter”.
Later Pooh Bear!
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