Don’t tell me you like to wear women lingerie or diapers! We hate sick dickheads!
This is something men are not very good at: conversation on dating sites! Not that they are very good at usual conversations, but when it comes to on line, they are so clumsy! Some of you desperately try to impress at any step! Brag about money and their good looking.
So, listen to what I’m saying; it might do you some good, even if you hate admitting it!
Don’t complain about problems!
When we start talking, please don’t start complaining about your sleeping problems or about your ulcer! We all have our aches and problems, but we don’t show them to everybody. Besides, it’s not men like at all! Although, let’s not forget: you are just like children sometimes! That’s why men need women in their lives.
I’m not interested in your previous love affairs
If you think you can impress me by bragging with all your conquests and love affairs, you’re wrong! It won’t help you at all! Moreover, it will blow your chances. You will seem just another womanizer who doesn’t care about anything else except getting laid with any woman that crosses your path.
Don’t tell me about your porn fantasies or sick obsession
All men seem to have porn fantasies and dream about having sex with more than one woman at one time. Now, let’s say that is understandable, though that doesn’t mean that I agree with that. But please, don’t tell me you are a fetishist and that you dream of making it with a cow or something like that! That is way to sick! Don’t tell me you like to wear women lingerie or diapers! We hate sick dickheads!
Just try making a nice, decent and funny conversation that would make us want to date you. It’s so simple! Don’t complicate it!
You write like an 8th grade girl. Do you have big tits?
But men are children. Shouldn’t they be wearing diapers?
So you’d rather they didn’t tell you these things until you’ve been seduced by their palatable lies? You’d rather they say these things six months in when you’re finally ready for some truth in your relationship? A better way to say it would be, “Don’t be a whiner. Don’t be too macho. Don’t be a fetishist. I don’t like these things and won’t go out with someone like that.” But telling people to hide what they really are is never the right advice.
how about pee on ur face? At least women keep their mouths closed when its happening