Women are from Venus, Men are from Hell
Let’s talk about some things that make us so different! It’s not about the so called war we’re into for ages. It’s just things from real life; funny things or some harsh things. And the truth is, we keep talking about this war between the sexes, but the fact is that we like fighting it! Women complain about men, and the other way round. But women need men, and men need women! With some exceptions that confirm this rule, of course.
1. Women love animals. Men pretend to love them too. But usually, when a woman is not paying attention, a man kicks her cat or dog: annoying furry creature!
2. In the bathroom, a woman always lives clean. But after a man, you must clean a whole day!
3. Women don’t get lost that easily when they are in a new place. They ask for directions! But a man doesn’t do that: he thinks it’s a weak thing from a man to do that! So, he’ll spend the next 2 hours trying to find the way out.
4. When it comes to sex, women like a long foreplay. Men don’t know what foreplay is, so they try something for like … 5 seconds. And they think they rocked. Yeah, right!
5. Women are more mature than men. This doesn’t need to be explained. It’s a fact.
6. Men talk about sex. Women usually use the term “making love”.
7. Here’s something to cheer you up, and feel good about yourselves: usually, men are better drivers than women. But other than this, you’re just cute clumsy creatures, most of the time.
So, like I said: you need us, and we need you! It’s a game that ends with even score. Everybody wins! We all have good parts and bad parts.
Wow just wow. Do you live every cliche….nope no need to use your brain when you got gems like this…..
“3. Women don’t get lost that easily when they are in a new place. They ask for directions! But a man doesn’t do that: he thinks it’s a weak thing from a man to do that! So, he’ll spend the next 2 hours trying to find the way out.”
Ever hear of GPS? Google maps? Nobody gets lost anymore.
“1.Women love animals. Men pretend to love them too. But usually, when a woman is not paying attention, a man kicks her cat or dog: annoying furry creature!”
Bullshit. maybe guys just hate your constantly barking fully dressed (in a superman outfit) chiuahua who you don’t correct, but enforce it’s behavior by talking to it in baby voices while we are already 20 minutes late for our reservation. I’ve seen women have more problems with my neopolitan mastiff than I’ve ever had with thier pets.
“When it comes to sex, women like a long foreplay. Men don’t know what foreplay is, so they try something for like … 5 seconds. And they think they rocked. Yeah, right!”
Men don’t want to be in the bedroom for 2 hours especially if nothing kinky is going on!!!!!!! IT’S BORING!!!! Look women are less intresting than videogames, okay…fact of the 21st century….your stories are less intresting, your body is horrendous compared to the perfectly rendered and animated chicks…which you wouldn’t think mattered anyway cause there fake, but hell if our kinky fantasies have to remain in fantasy land they might as well be about fantasy chicks, the playstation doesn’t bitch at us when we fondle or ignore it, and while the playstation won’t buy us beer it won’t expect dinner and flowers either. And may I suggest that since men don’t know what foreplay is the next time your with a man have another chick there to demonstrate…..you will find he will be all eyes and ears when it comes to learning.
“Women are more mature than men. This doesn’t need to be explained. It’s a fact.”
What is mature? Paying bills? Having investments?
dressing a certain way? What I’ve found that mature means is that the person saying “you need to act more mature” Is uptight and afraid to do what they want, and when they see someone doing what they want they resent them for it and say “You need to act more mature.” Guys don’t give a shit what people think so they do what they want. Women care about what others think 24/7 and don’t do what they want. Thus they are more mature.
6. Men talk about sex. Women usually use the term “making love”.
This is turning into a very intresting look into your psyche, because I don’t know too many women that call it “making love”
“Here’s something to cheer you up, and feel good about yourselves: usually, men are better drivers than women. But other than this, you’re just cute clumsy creatures, most of the time.”
Wow maaaaaaaaaaan haaaaater. Just go lesbian you’ll find what your looking for. Rather than beating your head against a wall looking for something you will never find. From your articles it seems you want a guy that’s the confident badass but with the D&D nerd worship of women. Good luck. You expect all and give nothing and expect men to be okay with that. This isn’t 1950…men don’t think chicks like you are swell any more. You get a glance, a yawn and then we move on to other women that don’t want a 50’s era relationship. You want treated with equality while men are cute clumsy creatures………did anyone ever call you batshit crazy before?