Don’t do that in bed!
It is all right that you watch porn, but I am not a Porn Star!
Let’s talk about sex! Let’s talk about what usually men want from their girlfriends and what do the girlfriends want. This is interesting! Maybe, dear men, you will “catch” some ideas!
Women hate to be treated like sexual objects!
Now, I know you like watching porn, and I know you probably fantasize about some weird experiences happening to you too, but come on, get real! Movies are just movies! You’re so naïve sometimes! Do you really think that your girlfriend or your date will do all the acrobatic stuff you’re fantasizing about!?
Improve your language in bedroom conversations!
And here’s another thing! Even if you are planning to try on her all that acrobatics, for God’s sake don’t say it directly, just like throwing a rock in a pool of mud! I know, you’ve probably imagined the kinky scene million times in your head, and you’re very excited on the idea of doing it with your girlfriend, but try and think a little about her too, for a change! If you’ll start sharply describing all the kinky details, she’ll probably think you’re nuts and she’ll be intimidated! Try and be a little more diplomatic! Leave out the kinkiest details. Think a little: do you really think that you can be that acrobatic, to do that? I doubt that. And, for those of you who want to try it on their first date, think again! We’ll get kinky when we want it!
We don’t like porn-obsessed-man!
You’re so preoccupied with fantasies that you forget to live what’s real! Try to be a little more realistic. Try to be a little more human. And if you really want acrobatics, you should probably go to some gym classes first!
Don’t forget: play by the rule, or the game is over!
I could sit here all day and post comments on these topics…..they’re funny and clueless.
First if a guy is trying to get you to do something kinky in bed, it is mild. A guy has already used better judgment, if he hadn’t he’d be trying to get you to have sex with your sister, unless your mom is hotter, then your mom. Why make choices you, your sister, AND your mom…..now lets get to the kinky part. Anyway you get the picture. A guy is trying to spice it up…..why? CAUSE IT’S BORING!!!!!!! Not cause he has some porno fantasy he wants to try out. That’s what prostitutes and swingers clubs are for….if he can’t get what he wants off you he can get it off someone else……then give the STD to you.
“Women hate to be treated like sexual objects”
I think this should read “You hate to be treated like a sexual object” I just got scolded yesterday for not pawing at my girlfriend enough and for never ravaging her when she walks through the door after work…..need more proof? Go to some clubs and check out all the women making out with other women to get the attention of men.
So let’s tally up the score so far………
Men
No Beer
No Kinky Sex
Women
Flowers
Dinners
Exact type of sex wanted all the time