First if a guy is trying to get you to do something kinky in bed, it is mild. A guy has already used better judgment, if he hadn’t he’d be trying to get you to have sex with your sister, unless your mom is hotter, then your mom. Why make choices you, your sister, AND your mom…..now lets get to the kinky part. Anyway you get the picture. A guy is trying to spice it up…..why? CAUSE IT’S BORING!!!!!!! Not cause he has some porno fantasy he wants to try out. That’s what prostitutes and swingers clubs are for….if he can’t get what he wants off you he can get it off someone else……then give the STD to you.

“Women hate to be treated like sexual objects”

I think this should read “You hate to be treated like a sexual object” I just got scolded yesterday for not pawing at my girlfriend enough and for never ravaging her when she walks through the door after work…..need more proof? Go to some clubs and check out all the women making out with other women to get the attention of men.

So let’s tally up the score so far………

Men

No Beer
No Kinky Sex

Women

Flowers
Dinners
Exact type of sex wanted all the time